Quotes & Quips
Sanity on the Far Side

Prisoners are being given condoms and bleach to clean needles despite sex and drug use being prohibited in jail…It is understood that medical staff are giving prisoners condoms and that they also have access to bleach…Prison regulations prohibit sex between inmates, and drug use is a serious offence that can result in the delay of parole and criminal charges. Though the practices are not officially condoned, they are seen by some staff as sensible harm reduction measures.

Glen Scanlon-"Prisoners get condoms and needle cleaner"-- The Dominion Post, Wellington, New Zealand, September 23 http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2057538a11,00.html


Point Blank Explaining

A shirtless Latino man with a shaved head strutted by, and Eric Rubinstein, 35, of Boston's South End, nudged partner Michael Welte, 40, then looked at me and smiled. "We're married," he said. "We're not blind."

Joe Yonan-" Out on the high seas"-- Boston Globe, September 22


Goodbye to Rosie Magazine? A defiant Rosie O'Donnell today announced she was severing her ties with the magazine that bears her name…An executive with her publishing partner, Gruner & Jahr USA Publishing, blasted Ms. O'Donnell for "abandoning" the joint venture and insiders say legal action will most likely be taken. G&J is also holding discussions as to whether to continue the magazine under a different name.

Jon Fine and Bradley Johnson-"Rosie Rips it Out at 'Rosie' Magazine"-Ad Age, September 18 http://www.adage.com/news.cms?newsId=36078





Wear the Full Armor of Christ!

No True Christian® student is complete or whole without being modestly dressed and groomed. A collared shirt and tie for the boys and a skirt (covering the knees) and a thick, sturdy blouse for the girls. Remember gals: the Lord told you to show your faith, not your bosom. Your Godly appearance should be capped off with a large black leather bound Bible (1611 KJV). Carry this in your right hand. Do NOT put the Bible in your backpack, and do NOT EVER put it on the floor or under your desk.

Landover Baptist Church -- "Back to School Tips for True Christian® Students"- www.landoverbaptist.org


Undermining Roman Catholicism?

A Vatican official said today that homosexuals should not be recruited for the Catholic priesthood because they will undermine its mission and ministry…Writing in the influential Jesuit journal America, Monsignor Andrew R. Baker of the Vatican's Congregation of Bishops in Rome said "same sex attraction" gives rise to an array of problems.

Larry Witham-" Monsignor says gays shouldn't be priests"-- Washington Times, September 20





Anecdotists are Numerous

Anecdotes - stories recounted in support of a claim - do not make a science. Without corroborative evidence from other sources, or physical proof of some sort, ten anecdotes are no better than one, and a hundred anecdotes are no better than ten. Anecdotes are told by fallible human storytellers. Farmer Bob in Pukerbrush, Kansas, may be an honest, church-going, family man not obviously subject to delusions, but we need physical evidence of landings and abductions at 3:00 A.M. on a deserted country road.

Michael Shermer--"Problems in Pseudoscientific Thinking"-Why People Believe Weird Things-MJF Books, New York, 1997


Burt Lancaster's Character in The Bird Man of Alcatraz

For years, prison officials tried to suppress Stroud's secret writings, fearing public exposure of his allegations of prison guards' brutality and his graphic depictions of rampant sex behind bars. Now, two of the inmate's manuscripts may soon be headed for the public auction block…The unpublished, handwritten manuscripts reveal Stroud's abusive upbringing, his homosexuality and his fervent criticism of the prison system.

Jim Doyle-"Secret Birdman writings up for bid - Stories of his youth, prison life" SF Gate, September 22 http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2002/09/22/MN213600.DTL


Golden Showers from High Places

I'm a trickle down guy.

Thomas L. (Dusty) Rhodes -- Honorary Co-Chairman of the Club for Growth; President of National Review and a Member of the magazine's Board of Directors. Mr. Rhodes is Founder and Co-Chairman of the American Civil Rights Coalition, a Trustee of the Empire Foundation for Policy Research, the Founder and a Trustee of Change-NY, and Co-Chairman of the Club for Growth. He was the Founder and a Director of the Project for the Republican Future (1993-1995), a Board Member of National Center for Neighborhood Enterprises (1996-1997), a Trustee of the Manhattan Institute (1996-1998), a Member of the Council on Foreign Relations (1991-1997), and a Trustee of the Heritage Foundation (1993-1999).



Ending the Macho Taboo

To see same-sex lovemaking as the sole property of an isolated group is to assume a reactionary pose, signaling a clinging to the indefensible status quo. Homosexual feelings are not merely those of an isolated minority, forever beyond the experience of humanity's masses. The ability to love one's own gender is the necessary property of every person, one that has long been waiting to be discovered on levels other than the sexual, but including the sexual. To propel itself it need rely only on its exuberant expressions, attractive because they are open-minded, bold, flexible, loving and joyfully unembarrassed.

Jack Nichols-"Straight Men and Gay Men" The Gay Agenda: Talking Back to the Fundamentalists, Prometheus Books, 1996


No Us and Them - Just Us

One cannot classify homosexual and heterosexual tendencies as being mutually exclusive or even opposed to each other.

Clellan S. Ford and Frank A. Beach-Patterns of Sexual Behavior,Harper & Row, 1951