A New “EX” Ministry from Landover Baptist Church

Compiled by GayToday Courtesy of www.landoverbaptist.org GayToday was chosen Thursday by Landover Baptist Church to receive the following Southern Baptist news from Mrs. Judy O'Christian who wrote: Greetings! Our Godly church has come up with a new "EX" ministry, and I knew you'd want to know about it. Introducing the Christian Ex-Negro Ministry Ad for the Christian Ex-Negro Ministry We watched with great interest as many other Christian groups found that if they couldn't change the way homosexuals are born, at least they could make them change their behavior. So, logically, other types of behavior we Christians don't like should be changed as well! Our poster boy for this Godly enterprise is prominent Ex-Negro Congressman Bob Barr (R-GA). We are asking for tax-deductible love gifts to help us run this full-page ad in every newspaper in this Christian nation. My dear sister-in-Christ, Betty Bowers, has taken an approach toward the Ex-Negro Ministry which may better illuminate our Godly mission-- her page contrasts the Ex-Gay ads with the Ex-Negro ads, in case anyone needs a reminder-- Blessings! Mrs. Judy O'Christian Attachment: Sister Betty Bowers says: The ad for an 'ex-gay' ministry that sparked the new campaign As Baptists, we all know that God created us in His image. So, it is only fair that we turn around and graciously extend the same courtesy to other humans. This is why Southern Baptists everywhere have embraced the glorious crusade of forcing everyone to be just like us --- and making life difficult for those who willfully refuse to give up their so-called "identities." We started off on a small scale, sending pamphlets to Jews and Hindus on their so-called "holy" days, crisply informing them with Christian love that they were damned for eternity. Were these poor, lost souls grateful for us taking time out of our busy day to let them know they were going straight to Hell? Hardly! Truly, the unsaved can be so discourteous. Well, our Godly mission for complete conformity will weather an uncivil rebuff! True Christians everywhere have now turned their attention to forcing homosexuals to try to act like real people. As you may recall, Mrs. Bowers' friends at Focus Group on the Family recently placed full-page ads in national newspapers supporting Ex-Gay Ministries. The original headline was going to be "We're lying for the truth that homosexuals can change," but the floor was absolutely filthy, so we changed the headline to "We're standing for the truth that homosexuals can change." While Mrs. Bowers applauds Focus Group on the Family's noble effort to make sure that people who only think they are happy know that they are actually utterly inconsolable, she doesn't believe that this ad campaign goes nearly far enough. That is why she and her brothers and sisters in faith at Landover Baptist are pleased to announce their new crusade to make yet one more minority just like us: the Ex-Negro Ministry. I am asking for tax-deductible love offerings to help run our new full-page ad in every newspaper in the country! Betty Bowers: www.bettybowers.com/bigots.html

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