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Compiled By Jack Nichols
I guess the thing that surprises me is that they didn't attempt to bring the guy in and seduce him. Scott Reed—Bob Dole's 1996 Campaign manager— on George W. Bush's failure to get closer to Senator John McCain--“Bush's Rivalry with McCain Still Smolders”— New York Times, March 25 
Just What Do You Like to Do in Bed?
Insisting on any particular position is an imposition. Jack Nichols—in an e-mail to Bill Weintraub, March 24 When Drag is a Drag Cross-dressing gang members in the metropolitan area are being accused of stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from local residents. Police say the gang specializes in identity theft and that the motive behind the scam is to use the money to be in male and female impersonation shows. WJLA-TV (ABC)—Channel 7, Washington, D.C.—March 19 St. Patrick's Day Mayhem
Landover Baptist Church: www.landoverbaptist.org Shelley's Translation of Plato's Symposium I am employed just now…in translating into my fainting and inefficient periods the divine eloquence of Plato's Symposium…Plato exhibits the rare union of close and subtle logic, with the Pythian enthusiam of poetry, melted by the splendor and harmony of his periods into one irresistible stream of musical impressions which hurry the persuasions onward, as in a breathless career. His language is that of an immortal spirit, rather than a man. Percy Bysshe Shelley—quoted (1818) in the foreword to his little known but newly-published translation of The Banquet (better known as The Symposium). Pagan Press: jlaurits@capecod.net An Orthodox Jewish Brain
Jerusalem Post—“ Gays to gather in Knesset today”—March 20 Another Baptist Bonehead After using an offensive term to refer to lesbians and suggesting that homosexuality is sinful, one of Washington's most prominent preachers has apologized for remarks he made during a recent sermon…The Rev. H. Beecher Hicks Jr., pastor of Metropolitan Baptist Church in Northwest Washington, acknowledged in a letter this week that he used "unacceptable" language during a program this month at National City Christian Church, also in Northwest. Caryle Murphy—" Pastor Apologizes for Anti-Gay Remarks"—Washington Post, March 24 Islamic Family Values
At least 14 people have been killed (in Iran) for sodomy or sexual deviation
since 1990, although their charges were often incorporated with other
allegations, such as espionage…Nassim, who works with Homan, elaborated
on the reality that gays in Iran must face. "If I tell someone in Iran that I am gay,
my family will not wait for the government to kill me, a member of my own family, with
almost 100 percent certainty, will kill me and no one will ask him why," he
said via e-mail. To Nassim, the Japanese government's position on Shayda's case
indicates "a typical Asian cultural view," and he condemned the passivity of
the Japanese government and its people regarding the struggle of Iranian
homosexuals for human rights.
Harumi Ozawa—“ Gay Iranian desperate to stay in Japan”— on the case of Shayda, and Iranian detained by Japanese immigration officials and threatened with deportation to Iran-- Daily Yomiuri, March 24 Christian Family Propaganda: One of the primary goals of the homosexual rights movement is to abolish all age of consent laws and to eventually recognize pedophiles as the 'prophets' of a new sexual order. Family Research Council-- "Homosexual Activists Work to Normalize Sex With Boys"--July 1999. Compassionate Conservatism
Senator Tom Daschle-- Senate Democratic Leader—March 22 www.truthout.com/0027_Daschle.EPA.htm |
A Not So Horny White House
March is now upon us. It is the month that Catholics cause to come in like a lion eating True
Christians, and Baptists rescue and make go out like the Lamb of God. Right at this very
moment, the Pope is instructing his new cardinals, all wearing dresses the color of Satan's
rump, to open the lower dungeons of the Vatican and let loose their annual storehouse
of malignant leprechaun spirits to steal gold from wealthy, blessed Evangelicals and
spread green leprosy into the homes and upholstery of True Christians.
As always, Landover Baptist is well prepared for the demonic onslaught this year.
"Saint Patrick's Day is like green beer--something the Lord never intended,"
says Pastor Deacon Fred.
Today's 25th anniversary gathering in the Knesset of the Association
of Homosexuals and Lesbians is expected to touch off more friction between
the community and haredim…MK Avraham Ravitz (United Torah Judaism),
who called homosexuality a "terrible disease," said he would make sure that
he is not in the Knesset when the homosexuals are in the building.
President Bush's decision to abandon a new standard for arsenic in drinking water puts
millions of Americans at risk of cancer and other serious illnesses. It is one of the most
stunning examples of indifference to public health in America in the last quarter-century.
